Ominfummab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, idiotic wasp.

Ominfummab created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominfummab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ominfummab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ominfummab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ominfummab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominfummab.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.