Jarnabdob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Jarnabdob created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnabdob, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jarnabdob, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jarnabdob's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jarnabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.