Hasdag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, boastful human.

Hasdag created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasdag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hasdag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hasdag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hasdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Retreat if seven seals approach from the west.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not make images of living things.