Gengetbit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking jaguar.

Gengetbit created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gengetbit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gengetbit, he will turn you into a dog.

Gengetbit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gengetbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Gengetbit on top of important buildings.

5. Put Gengetbit first in all things.