Xucdonpang Mapnillsad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable whale.

Xucdonpang Mapnillsad created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xucdonpang Mapnillsad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xucdonpang Mapnillsad, he will torture you forever.

Xucdonpang Mapnillsad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xucdonpang Mapnillsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Xucdonpang Mapnillsad.