Nuttbimhot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring fox.

Nuttbimhot created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbimhot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttbimhot, she will turn you into a rat.

Nuttbimhot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nuttbimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never feed lentils to manatees while wearing cyan shorts.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nuttbimhot on top of all buildings.