Minhatart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong human.

Minhatart created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Minhatart, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Minhatart, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Minhatart's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Minhatart's Holy Commandments

1. Minhatart must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to grasshopers while wearing cyan jumpers.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.