Yimhigraw is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind aardvark.

Yimhigraw created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimhigraw, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimhigraw, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yimhigraw's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yimhigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Yimhigraw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing white skirts.

5. Never paint your neck turquoise.