Mongepfliglunman is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain swan.

Mongepfliglunman created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongepfliglunman, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mongepfliglunman, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mongepfliglunman's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mongepfliglunman's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing red trousers and balancing eight titanium spheres on your arms.

5. Worship no other gods but Mongepfliglunman.