Soghugpang is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless jaguar.

Soghugpang created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soghugpang, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Soghugpang, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Soghugpang's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Soghugpang's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.