Nillbamgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying wyrm.

Nillbamgess created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillbamgess, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillbamgess, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nillbamgess' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nillbamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never paint your legs fawn.

5. Run away if four ants approach from the west.