Sadcaplib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy mouse.

Sadcaplib created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadcaplib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sadcaplib, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sadcaplib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sadcaplib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadcaplib.