Dadkomtip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome hamster.

Dadkomtip created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadkomtip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadkomtip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dadkomtip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dadkomtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dadkomtip's name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.