Tantimnig Rowpagsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring shrew.

Tantimnig Rowpagsis created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tantimnig Rowpagsis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tantimnig Rowpagsis, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tantimnig Rowpagsis' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tantimnig Rowpagsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear black boots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention voles.