Tar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage newt.

Tar created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Tar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tar, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. You must love Tar.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.