Hivsakzak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient snail.

Hivsakzak created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivsakzak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hivsakzak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hivsakzak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hivsakzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from gray tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Hivsakzak in the centre of the settlement.