Loghottap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise beaver.

Loghottap created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Loghottap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Loghottap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Loghottap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Loghottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Loghottap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help doves in need.