Dindubbadtiplaktal Bitrulvid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust naga.

Dindubbadtiplaktal Bitrulvid created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dindubbadtiplaktal Bitrulvid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dindubbadtiplaktal Bitrulvid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dindubbadtiplaktal Bitrulvid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dindubbadtiplaktal Bitrulvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Never paint your neck white.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.