Popbapvigladjatpadvab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish rat.

Popbapvigladjatpadvab created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Popbapvigladjatpadvab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popbapvigladjatpadvab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Popbapvigladjatpadvab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Popbapvigladjatpadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed cherries to seals while wearing tights.