Quagvadsin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental dove.

Quagvadsin created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagvadsin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quagvadsin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quagvadsin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Quagvadsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Quagvadsin.