Kinarpbed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, deceitful dragon.

Kinarpbed created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinarpbed, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kinarpbed, he will think nothing of it.

Kinarpbed's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kinarpbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Kinarpbed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always take life seriously.