Spagfutaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless hyena.

Spagfutaf created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagfutaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Spagfutaf, it will be very sad.

Spagfutaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Spagfutaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Spagfutaf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

5. Always help sick eagles.