Dancatsin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow toad.

Dancatsin created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dancatsin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dancatsin, he will turn you into a frog.

Dancatsin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dancatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Dancatsin on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing brown scarves and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Worship no other gods but Dancatsin.