Yattbusrut Somcissfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient grasshopper.

Yattbusrut Somcissfud created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattbusrut Somcissfud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattbusrut Somcissfud, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yattbusrut Somcissfud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yattbusrut Somcissfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.

2. Never feed lots of limes to tortoises while wearing black stockings.

3. Never laugh in the presence of porpoises.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing gray scarves.