Vinjaplanhat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty capybara.

Vinjaplanhat created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinjaplanhat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinjaplanhat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vinjaplanhat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vinjaplanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never think about spacetime near badgers while wearing white jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.

4. Retreat if four swans approach from the south.

5. You must pray to Vinjaplanhat six times a day.