Timponyat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty goblin.

Timponyat created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Timponyat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Timponyat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Timponyat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Timponyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Timponyat.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.