Yogcinsab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful cow.

Yogcinsab created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcinsab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogcinsab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yogcinsab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yogcinsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Yogcinsab loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.