Yokdavbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm gnu.

Yokdavbaf created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdavbaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokdavbaf, she will curse you with boils.

Yokdavbaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yokdavbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.