Getflanmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, competent dragon.

Getflanmip created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getflanmip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Getflanmip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Getflanmip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Getflanmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.