Yarlhamlap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless sheep.

Yarlhamlap created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhamlap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarlhamlap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarlhamlap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yarlhamlap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yarlhamlap.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not keep nine sheep in a large pit.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.