Tenhabjop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented capybara.

Tenhabjop created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenhabjop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenhabjop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tenhabjop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tenhabjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Tenhabjop.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing violet jumpers.