Rowgebmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful gnu.

Rowgebmin created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgebmin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowgebmin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rowgebmin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rowgebmin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Rowgebmin in the centre of the settlement.