Limcunleg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent wombat.

Limcunleg created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Limcunleg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limcunleg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Limcunleg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Limcunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.