Xuckbadjen Fobgigmilxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking goose.

Xuckbadjen Fobgigmilxuck created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbadjen Fobgigmilxuck, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckbadjen Fobgigmilxuck, he will remove you from existence.

Xuckbadjen Fobgigmilxuck's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Xuckbadjen Fobgigmilxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about dark energy.