Bunmilveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy owl.

Bunmilveg created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Bunmilveg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bunmilveg, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bunmilveg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bunmilveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. You must love Bunmilveg.

5. Retreat if three pigs approach from the east.