Dobnegcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient alligator.

Dobnegcut created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobnegcut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dobnegcut, she will ignore you.

Dobnegcut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dobnegcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not cook food in pots.