Kontamnarlfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, flying gnu.

Kontamnarlfly created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Kontamnarlfly, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kontamnarlfly, he will curse you with boils.

Kontamnarlfly's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kontamnarlfly's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kontamnarlfly.