Fitdumweg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unjust armadillo.

Fitdumweg created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fitdumweg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fitdumweg, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fitdumweg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fitdumweg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your face blue.