Stipbutdog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable hydra.

Stipbutdog created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipbutdog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipbutdog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stipbutdog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stipbutdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Always take life seriously.