Fabfomwip Fabfligwit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud snake.

Fabfomwip Fabfligwit created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfomwip Fabfligwit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabfomwip Fabfligwit, he will turn you into a rock.

Fabfomwip Fabfligwit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fabfomwip Fabfligwit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never wear fawn shorts.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.