Targdagtal is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish wren.

Targdagtal created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targdagtal, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targdagtal, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Targdagtal's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Targdagtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never run in the presence of porpoises.

3. Run away from mauve geese, for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targdagtal.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.