Teenfeblop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful squid.

Teenfeblop created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenfeblop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Teenfeblop, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Teenfeblop's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Teenfeblop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never sing near horses.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.