Rull is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient hare.

Rull created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rull, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rull, he will turn you into a snail.

Rull's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Rull first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.