Gemflagtonbit Fumquatbop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome deer.

Gemflagtonbit Fumquatbop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemflagtonbit Fumquatbop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gemflagtonbit Fumquatbop, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gemflagtonbit Fumquatbop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gemflagtonbit Fumquatbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Retreat if five moths approach from the east.