Libliddobhunfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless hydra.

Libliddobhunfig created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libliddobhunfig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libliddobhunfig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Libliddobhunfig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Libliddobhunfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never skip in holy places.