Talbumbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying donkey.

Talbumbiss created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Talbumbiss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Talbumbiss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Talbumbiss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Talbumbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Talbumbiss' name in vain.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing blue shoes and balancing seven nickel spheres on your arms.