Flisbonkgubkab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain raven.

Flisbonkgubkab created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisbonkgubkab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flisbonkgubkab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flisbonkgubkab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flisbonkgubkab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisbonkgubkab.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.