Sisfod is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, self-confident
crow.
Sisfod created the Sol system three million years ago.
If you believe in
Sisfod, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Sisfod, it will ignore you.
Sisfod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Sisfod's Holy Commandments1. Never write about archaea.
2. You must love Sisfod.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Run away from gray birds, for they are unholy.
5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.