Mumsaglit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive turtle.

Mumsaglit created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumsaglit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumsaglit, it will be very unhappy.

Mumsaglit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mumsaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Always pray immersed in water.