Cussbossbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced raven.

Cussbossbonk created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbossbonk, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cussbossbonk, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cussbossbonk's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cussbossbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cussbossbonk in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the south.